IF A TWITTA GET A ATTITUDE

by

Xanadu Xero

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1. I know you know already but these pneumatic thumb-doppelganger white men on here are unbelievable. You know when someone's 'house proud'

2. & they Give You A Tour braying on about every damn thing and it *blows*? And you're stunned and you're starting to sweat because you

3. have this putrid satori: I WILL NEVER BE AS CONFIDENT AS THEY ARE. Invisible subtitle, "And FUCK I'll never be rich. All I want is a

4. free vacation (seminar bullshit) like these bozos score all the time. Fuck." -- Oh dear, I slid into my next point back-asswards. I was about

5. going to floss the fact that I feel exactly like that reading these guys. It's like when Hobson said to Arthur, "Shall I wash your dick

6. sir?" but these guys would say yes.

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7. '50% Leave Twitter After The First Month' because Twitter is… then BAM! Ten articles. Twitter gives you space on a computer. There are no

8. tablets engraved with what you should do once you're there. Here. Humankind is fucking dying - have you heard? "Pictures of my book

9. tour, such fun!" & "This NYT fellow groks my works' nuance... NOT" & "At the Star Trek premiere" & "it's worth becoming gay -- just to

10. annoy the republicans" That last Czar Cyberski is too important to capitalize, or even punctuate. I'm not at my point yet. Later.

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*INTERMISSION ENTERTAINMENT BY LIMP BIZKIT!*

A. it's a fucked up world a fucked up place
everybody's judged by their fucked up face fucked up dreams

B. fucked up life a fucked up kid with a fucked up knife
fucked up moms and fucked up dads a fucked up cop with a fucked up

C. badge fucked up job with fucked up pay
and a fucked up boss is a fucked up day...

D. fucked up aids from fucked up sex fake ass titties on a fucked up chest.

We're all fucked up so whatcha wanna do

with fucked up me and fucked up you?

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11. My point...s like stars, fractals of one another! Namaste! Macro point is fuck you all you elitest Liberals, who need a banner just

12. like Them, who see our infrastructure as the spoils in team sports just like Them, who are only Open Minded within their particular

13. gates, who are status obsessive, elitest and who - and this is the worst of all - COSMETICALLY CENSOR. They don't answer me beca

14. ause I'm not within their 'Branding Curve'. Meaning it's not really what I say that they want to shut down - though that too. It's the

15. *perceived* Lack Of Respect with which I say it. They want a formal Court. Whatever light glares their grandeur, kaput. The Cult Of Pers

16. onality has dribbled down and now festers at the bottom.

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17. Hey, nice tits or what?