YOUR PRIDE IS STUPID

by Xanadu Xero

Your freakin PRIDE! i.e. Gay/African-American/Jewish/Spic, whoops, Fag/Nigger/Kike/Spic

is stupid.

At this precise illusory zeitgeist in simultaneous time PRIDE! about how the eye interprets energy waves bounced off your skin, PRIDE! about where your penis ejaculates, PRIDE! about ugly dead strangers, (ancestors), PRIDE! is not just stupid* but

ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY USED

to tribal group jack up for GIMME GIMME GIMME, to par-TAAY, emit semen, stampede over God's precious souls created in His image and yours (Namaste!) to get STUFF & try to rip Others off with People Like You.

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Gay Mardi Gras was raging in New Orleans the week-end I skydove in Mississippi. The plane back to L.A. was pretty much me + multitudinous bedraggled, pierced, tattooed lads, some of them girls.

At Baggage Claim, as pink faux-Vuitton bags tumbled down, a PROUD GAY MAN of, oh, 25 - body-modified, leather trussed over translucent wife-beater (attn: endomorph contra-indication) sighed, "Did that flight suck or what?"

I grimaced, besting Botox, "Took me back to the Soviet Union."

"The wha?" You know the face - pasty with burns from hot wax dripped last night.

This Young American KNEW that NO ONE was gonna tell him WHAT TO DO with HIS PENIS, but he didn't know what the Soviet Union was. The American Dream.

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* The PROUD WHITE SUPREMACIST (top left) celebrated his Superior Whiteness by tattooing his face... BLACK.